I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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