There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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