I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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