Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
