i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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