Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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