Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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