I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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