Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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