Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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