I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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