So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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