everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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