i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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