Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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