She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
