To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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