We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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