just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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