sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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