Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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