just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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