guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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