Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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