Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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