Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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