His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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