at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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