No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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