the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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