You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you traded sex for a burrito?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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