WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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