i barfeds in our rink
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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