Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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