He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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