out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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