She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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