Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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