Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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