how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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