VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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