'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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