Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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