How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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