New invention idea: vibrating tampons
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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