Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I forgot how hot balto sounded
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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