At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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