: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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