If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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