found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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